( Weirdness with Neil Hannon )

O___O

Written by bonerdeath and pseudoelegance.



( No, it doesn't make sense. )

The Universe Is Shaped Exactly Like The Earth
(Not Travis. Shall continue that in a bit. As if you care, heeeee.)

( And Then It Knew What It Was To Be Human. )

( I Can Seeeee Yooooou (Ba dum dum ching). )

Once Again, I Accept No Responsibilty For Bleeding Eyes Or Shattered Minds.

Errrrr, well... here's some stuff I drew last night. Well, I got very angry for some reason (well, I know why, but I'm not about to go into it because it's not important, and as the Dandy Warhols say, "I am... ov-er it.")

( There Is No Modern Romance )

And then I calmed down and drew this (it's my friend, and his eyelashes really are that long.)

( But Was He On Our Team? Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da. )

Note: Jo's Shitty Art Inc. accepts no responsibility for ruptured spleens, bleeding eyes, or mental scarring. No refunds. Not to be viewed with eyes open.

APRIL 21ST, 2006.

( Whatever Makes You Happy. )




(...I have NO idea what that was. It's not anyone in particular... just madness rearing its ugly head through the medium of writing, I suppose? *shrug*)

MARCH 25TH, 2006.

( So Calm. )

(R.I.P., Jeff Buckley.

And no, the characters aren't set out. Ascribe to them whomever you want. I'm not forcing an interpretation on it.)

MARCH 6TH, 2006.

(I need to stop cranking out so much shite. At least this one is short.)
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( All You See Is Where Else You Could Be )
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(I'm sorry. Part of me wishes I never wrote this, and part of me needed to. It'd usually be more detailed and longer in length, but I ... can't handle that right now. It's pretty much 1/2 ... or even 1/4 of what I wanted to get across... but... yeah. I'm so sorry.)

MARCH 5TH, 2006.

Title: Too Young To Care
(I blame Muse for this.)

( I Think I'm Going To Be Sick. )

(2008 note: I edited the everloving Christ out of this. Real-person fic is now a thing of the past.)

FEB. 23RD, 2006.

Title: No.

(This was written while I had a headache.)

( And It's Probably A Headache To Read. )